If you know someone that has worked in the customer service industry, they can sure tell you some stories about things that people do or say.  Could you imagine working for the Butterball Turkey Hotline this time of year?  We were curious about some of the crazy things people have called and asked.  Here are the 5 stupidest questions people have asked the Butterball Turkey Hotline:

*Is it okay to thaw my turkey in the bathtub while bathing my kids?

*Can I brine my turkey in the washing machine?

*Can I use my oven’s self-cleaning cycle to speed up the cooking process?

*If I cut my turkey with a chainsaw will the oil affect the taste?

*Can I take my frozen turkey into my sauna to thaw it faster?