The Quickest Way to Get in the Mood...

Whether you're on a first date or having dinner with your wife of 50 years, it takes the EXACT same thing to end the night with a little hanky panky . . . WINE.

A new survey found that both men and women, single or in a relationship, voted wine as the best tool to quickly get in the mood for some lovin'.

Thief!

If you take some Post-It notes from your office to use at home, is that stealing? Well, it's not prison time...yet, but Post-It notes are costing companies a bundle, because everyone STEALS THEM! Here are the top 10 office supplies you steal:

#1.) Post-It notes
#2.) Tape
#3.) Scissors
#4.) Toilet paper (???)
#5.) Copier paper
#6.) USB memory sticks
#7.) Notepads.
#8.) Pens
#9.) Staplers
#10.) Highlighters

Ever rat out an employee for stealing stuff? If you saw someone stealing a couple boxes of paper, would you squeal?

CelebBuzz

Here's Simon's crew for the next X-Factor. He wrote a big check to get Britney Spearks, Demi Lovato, and L.A. Reid.

Christina Aguilera's diva reputation isn't going away anytime soon. A source from The Voice says, "Christina is consistently about two hours late. For season three this has got to stop." The source claims Christina is actually fined for being late, but she doesn't mind paying her fines. Members of The Voice staff want to raise Christina's fine so that she won't want to be late anymore.

Speaking of celebrity judges -- J-Lo at the premiere for "What To Expect When You're Not Expecting."

Linda Hogan has announced that she and her much-younger fiancé, Charley Hill, have called off their engagement and officially gone their separate ways. She made the heart breaking announcement, of course, on Facebook. She's 52, he's 23. She called her time with him..."Therapy." Okee then.

IN THEATERS TODAY: The Dictator - The heroic story of a dictator who risks his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed. Sacha Baron Cohen, Anna Faris and John C. Reilly

Cuttin' Cake

• Pierce Brosnan (59)
• Janet Jackson (46)
• Megan Fox (26)

Primetime, Baby!

ABC: The Middle (NEW), Suburgatory (FINALE), Modern Family (NEW), Don't Trust the B in Apt 23 (NEW), Revenge (NEW)
CBS: Mike and Molly, Rules of Engagement, Criminals Minds (2 hrs FINALE)
NBC: Betty White's Off Their Rockers (NEW 1hr), Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order: SVU (NEW)
FOX: American Idol (2hrs LIVE)
CW: America's Next Top Model (1st hr repeat, 2nd hr NEW)

I Leave You With This

Puppy hears guitar for the first time

Battery Gulp!

If you have a kid, your life revolves around batteries.  It seems almost every toy they get these days involves inserting a battery so it can sing, buzz, roll, or walk.  So is it any surprise that the number of kids treated in emergency rooms after swallowing batteries has doubled over the past 20 years?

Most involve those little button batteries, about the size of a coin, found in toys, remote controls and hearing aids.

Don't waste any time if you think your kid gulped a battery, because doctors say the battery can create an electrical current which can burn a hole in the trachea or esophagus.  Fun!  Even very weak batteries can cause damage.

Gotta See This...

Someone took a classic viral vid from YouTube and made it EVEN BETTER. Watch the man fight off a goose again... this time with a light saber

Worst Reasons Ever to Get Preggers

Kelly Osbourne caught a case of baby-fever after her new niece, Pearl, arrived into the world, and she's now telling people what a great "mum" she will be.  Her biological clock is ticking, which, according to The Stir, is NOT a good reason to have a baby.  The worst on their list of seven is to keep a man.  Common sense, yes, but it happens.  Here's their list of really bad reasons to bring a little crumb cruncher into the world.

1. To keep a man!
2. For attention
3. Because you think you have to
4. Getting older
5. For a boy or a girl
6. Because your kids are growing up
7. To miss work

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Top Baby Names

If you're still a teacher in 5-years, prepare for more than a couple Jacob's and Sophia's in your class, because they top the "Most Popular Baby Names of 2011."  Here are a few interesting notes in each category:

Boys

* This is the 13th year in a row Jacob has held the top spot
* For the first time since 1948, Michael is no longer in the top 5
* Anthony is out of the top 10
* Hello Mason!  Mason has made the top 10, debuting at #2!  Wait a minute -- isn't that the name of Kourtney Kardashian's first-born?

Girls

*Four different names have held the top girls' spot in the past five years -- Emily, Isabella, Emma, and now Sophia.
*The fastest riser on the girl's list is Briella -- which just happens to be the name of the blonde hairdresser of "Jerseylicious" and "Glam Fairy Fame."

Here are the top 10 in each category:

For boys:

1. Jacob
2. Mason
3. William
4. Jayden
5. Noah
6. Michael
7. Ethan
8. Alexander
9. Aiden
10. Daniel

For girls:

1. Sophia
2. Isabella
3. Emma
4. Olivia
5. Ava
6. Emily
7. Abigail
8. Madison
9. Mia
10. Chloe

CelebBuzz

Britney Spears and Demi Lovato have officially joined The X Factor. The two were introduced as the newest members of the music competition’s judges panel by FOX on Monday. They were joined by creator and fellow judge Simon Cowell, as well as judge L.A. Reid. The X Factor will air this fall on Wednesdays and Thursdays.



We're finding out that Modern Family's Sarah Hyland had a kidney transplant last month, and it was her father that donated his kidney. Sarah plays Haley on the show, and is actually 21-years old in real life.

If you have a Twitter account, I've got someone new for you to follow... Ron Burgundy. @ronburgundy

Cuttin' Cake

• David Charvet from Melrose Place (40)
• Jamie-Lynn Sigler (Sopranos Play 31)
• Former Sec of State Madeleine Albright (75)

Today is Take a Picture Day! (Play) Snap a photo of your life and the photo may be included in a book and buried in a time capsule!  Head here to upload your photos! http://www.aday.org/

Primetime, Baby!

ABC: Cougar Town (NEW), Cougar Town (NEW), Dancing With the Stars (LIVE), Private Practice (FINALE)
CBS: NCIS (FINALE), NCIS: Los Angeles (FINALE)
NBC: America's Got Talent (NEW), Fashion Star (FINALE)
FOX: Glee (NEW 2 hrs)
CW:  90210 (FINALE), The L.A. Complex (NEW)

I leave you with this...

Sobering study from Careerbuilder about working moms in 2012...and it's not pretty. A full quarter of working moms who had a child in the past three years did NOT take the full maternity leave allowed by their company.

Even worse, 12% took two weeks or less! 40% were off six weeks or less.

There are many reasons moms cut their baby-time short including competitive and demanding job, and money. 39% of moms report being the sole financial provider for their household.

TWW (Texting While Walking) BANNED!

The town of Fort Lee, New Jersey are clamping down on "dangerous walkers" by fining those caught walking and texting at the same time! The tickets cost the offender $85, and 117 have been issued in just a month. More on the story...


This may be a good reason...



Or this...

Dogs that Photobomb

Leave it to a dog (or dogs) to ruin a Kodak moment. Petsami.com put together an entire page of dogs that didn't care that they were in the photo -- they needed to do their business (no matter how that's defined - hint, hint). May not be safe for work....have fun! Head here...

How Much Sleep Do Guys Get?

AskMen.com, a website for men, asked their readers how much sleep they get every night, and 56% report getting between 6 to 8 hours. 12% get more than 8 hours -- obviously the ones without children -- and 29% get four to six hours.

Medical studies claim we need 8 or more hours to stay healthy.

We're obviously not listening to science because a another survey found 45% of us fall asleep somewhere other than our bed at least once a week.

• 1 in 10 admit to falling asleep at work
• 7% at church
• 6% on public transportation
• 4% on the toilet
   

Please, Honey, Just Turn It Off

Today's millennial moms obviously have no shame after a new survey discovered that 12% of them use their smartphone during sex. Yep, while you're gettin' jiggy, guy, she's updating her Facebook status to "bored." Maybe that's a stretch, but WHAT THE HECK, MOM? Really, you're on the phone?

Even more, 21% bring their smartphone to the toilet. This survey, from the Meredith Parents Network, proves that millennial moms (1977 to 1994), are consumed by media all day no matter where they are or what they're doing. Source

Cuttin' Cake

• George Lucas (68 Star Wars theme)
• Tim Roth (51 Pumpkin in Pulp Fiction)
• Poison guitarist C.C. Deville (50 Nothin' But a Good Time!)
• Cate Blanchett (43 "Aviator")
• Danny Wood from the NKOTB (43 The Right Stuff)
• Facebook guru Mark Zuckerberg (only 28)

****Today is Dance Like a Chicken Day Chicken Dance! ****

Primetime, Baby!

ABC: Dancing With the Stars (LIVE), The Bachelorette (PREMIERE)
CBS: How I Met Your Mother (1 hr FINALE), Two and a Half Men (FINALE), Mike and Molly (FINALE), Hawaii Five-O (FINALE)
NBC: America's Got Talent (PREMIERE), Smash (FINALE)
FOX: Bones (FINALE), House (NEW)
CW: Gossip Girl (FINALE), Hart of Dixie (FINALE)

Joke of the Day

A bent-over old lady hobbled into a doctor's office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be.

A man in the waiting room who had been watching her said in amazement; "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?"

The old lady replied, "He gave me a longer cane!"

I leave you with this...

A quick snapshot of Mother's Day Morning...