First, why would you ever do this naked? There are things I WILL do naked...you know, shower, sleep...um thats JUST about it.

Cook? No thank you. Doesn't seem sanitary and it could be dangerous. Check out this list of what you definitly shouldn't cook naked.

What Not To Cook Naked from thedailymeal.com

Anything Using Liquid Nitrogen

While you're whipping up a batch of strawberry ice cream using
an electric stand mixer and a tank of liquid nitrogen, you might not feel so
awesome if your, er, appendages start freezing away, too. This may be one thing
paramedics haven't seen before, and any damage may be permanent.

Live Lobster

This should be pretty self-evident. Actually, let's just
make this anything with claws.

Boiling Noodles

Pasta can be dangerous when you drain the noodles. Even with
clothes, I have been splashed and been burned so that the skin turned red. I'd
hate to think what would happen to uncovered flesh.

 Geoduck

Men will want to avoid geoduck. Why? You run the risk of
your partner drawing a comparison. The clam will always win!

Donuts and Fritters

Looking to impress at dessert with some homemade donuts à la
mode? Think again. Nothing hurts more than a [donut or] fritter burn.

Crème Brûlée

Anything that involves a sharp knife or kitchen blowtorch
seem like good recipes to steer clear of.