
15 Ways To Avoid Valentine’s Day from the frisky.com
If you are a single on Valentine’s Day—you basically have
two options. You can embrace the day and make it your own. Or you can boycott.
If you choose the latter, it might not be as hard as you think.
1.It’s winter, so take the opportunity to hibernate. Stay
home alone all day and night on Valentine’s Day.
2.Set your computer and phone date to February 15, as if the
big day never even happened. If you have a page-a-day calendar, flip that
sucker forward too.
3.Steer clear of Hallmarks and the chocolate heart filled
aisles at the drug store.
4.Go to see a slasher movie. Trust, this is not the movie
selection couples will be making.
5.Do your taxes. Hey, you need to file them sometime.
6.Don’t email back when friends ask you what you are up to
for V-Day. Ignore, ignore, ignore.
7.Or let your friends in on the game and make a pact not to
discuss the holiday at hand.
8.Do not go out to dinner, in the name of all things holy.
If you do want to go out, think fast food or buffets—places couples will not
be.
9.Pick another holiday to celebrate, like your half-birthday
or something an throw an unrelated party that evening.
10.Don’t watch TV, unless it is shows you have already DVR'd
from the week before. In other words, not the Valentine’s Day episodes.
11.Spend the day/night with someone who is too old or too
young to care what day it is, like your infirm grandma or your nieces and
nephews.
12.Avoid Facebook. Or unfriend everyone in a relationship.
Although that might be extreme.
13.Go to the gym. Hey, it’ll be couple free and you won’t
have to wait for the treadmill.
14.On February 13th, do a symbolic burning of Valentine’s
paraphernalia. Consider it a cleansing.
15.Make the day into a historical reenactment of 300 A.D.,
before the holiday existed





