Warning: Adult Subject Matter

Even though on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills she is shocking, this is probably the most shocking thing I have ever heard from Brandi, or honestly, from anyone.

Here is a sneak peak of what you will get if you read Brandi's new book:

BRANDI GLANVILLE HAS A BOOK _ Brandi Glanville really opens up in her new book “Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders.” The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star talks bluntly about her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian’s affair with LeAnn Rimes, her post-split tailspin, and, even the unique plastic surgery she got as payback. Glanville describes seeing something going on between Cibrian and Rimes on the set of their TV movie Northern Lights: "LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her."

... Things only got worse for Glanville in the aftermath of her divorce. "I was a jobless, homeless, mother of two living out of her $1,200-a-month SUV and couch-surfing from one hospitable friend to the next. After my divorce -- even with the help of Lexapro -- I fell into a bit of a tailspin. White wine became my constant shoulder to lean on."

... As if that is not enough to shock and awe, there's more. (CAUTION) Glanville reveals that she underwent vaginal rejuvenation. "This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000. A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina.... I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie's credit card number."